What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?