Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What season begins with a thud?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do nosey peppers do?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What makes a glow worm glow?