What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?