What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a silly hill?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?