Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a table you can eat?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?