Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What condiment has wings?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?