What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which is the worst season?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?