Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?