What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?