What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What are baby potatoes called?