Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is the strongest animal?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Who are crows' favorite family members?