Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?