Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How does dinner smell?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where does Superman park his cars?