What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?