Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a smelly horse?