What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?