What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's the politest month?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What bird is always sad?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a watch's eldest relative?