What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?