Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?