What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What words make the best athletes?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How are mountains able to see?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?