Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
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Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How are teens like cats?
Why do mice need oiling?