Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which singer could always break a five?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?