How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why are winter days great?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you raise a baby elephant?