What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?