Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?