What do you call a singing rodent?
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?