How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do you get kids to do something?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do fleas travel?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Families are like fudge.
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
The museum curator needed a break.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?