Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How is cat food sold?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?