What's a direction's favorite holiday?
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How does a cow do math?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?