Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a forklift?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?