What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the foal cough?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did you learn in school today, son?