What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?