What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
What do you call a baby monkey?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How was the wedding?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?