What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do math teachers eat?