Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call two birds in love?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?