Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do bears keep cool?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?