Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?