Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How does a cow do math?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?