Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?