Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?