Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?