Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do moms make good vintners?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?