What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?