What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?