Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did the toad die?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?