What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?