What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why is furniture so generous?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How does a squid go into battle?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?