What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What makes music in your hair?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?