Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
How much does freedom weigh?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How are teens like cats?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?