What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a cow's dream job?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
If you need help building an ark...
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do ships always get stuck?